Jacket: Tommy Hilfiger; $60
Sweater: J. Crew; $30
Bag: Kenneth Cole; $150
Practicing My Model Face: Priceless.
I look at this picture and I think 'Someone's gonna win a gem when they start dating me...'
By the way, my sarcasm is set on high right now so don't take me for serious.
p.s. The Style is a new feature to Juice with Junior that will showcase any times I think I actually look good and what I'm wearing. Thus, it will not appear very often. But if you want your picture featured in The Style, send me an e-mail with your pic and details of your outfit!
9 comments:
love the pic
Honey, you best stop be sarcastic and start being real. Someone is gonna win a gem when they start dating you, cause that face is Tyra-perfect. And the outfit is the cuteness. Jealous, for real-real not for play-play.
You betta werk it! You are giving the you-are-hating-on-me-because-I'm-beautiful-life-is-a-kiki-you-wil- never -get- over- how-I -recover-where's-my- motherfucking- piece- of -cake stare.
That is fierce. Love how you are smizing with you eyes. Nigel notes your body language and Miss J. thinks your delicious. You have the strongest picture of the week and will be displayed at Dig-it-al art.
It takes a real man to work a murse like that and I am not even kidding. I love the idea of carrying one, I mean why do men have to carry everything in our pockets? Unfortunately, a man in his 40s (like me) carrying a murse looks a bit desperate. I mean, I might as well pair one with a faux-hawk and an extra-small silk-screened ironic t-shirt for the full pathetic effect.
On you, Mr. 20-something, the man bag is totally hot and makes you look like a man who's got it together. I don't know why you're not juggling 10 boyfriends.
Oh you're a doll and ya know it! And if you don't know it - PAY ATTENTION - cuz mama said so! ;o)
I just want to state FOR THE RECORD that I did not post this photo for you guys to compliment me! I liked the way I looked alternately serious and crazy all at the same time. And my nose looks straight (it's not-it's a photographic illusion!). Plus I love that jacket and I wanted y'all to see it. But since you all did say such nice things...
THANK YOU!!!! It's exactly what a slightly fat almost middle-aged singleton wants to hear!!!
Thank you Wonder Man and Paul! ALLAN! It is the "Where's my motherf#cking piece of cake?" face!!!
Dani! I live to see another day in the ANTM house! Now who ate my rice cakes! Oh Sam, you could totally rock a murse! Get thee to Jack Spade and they have a whole assortment of murses that anyone can wear. Mine is Ken Cole (it's what I call him) but I had a Jack Spade one for years...
Pom, A) feel better and B) you are too kind...
You are not, repeat, NOT approaching middle age. I'm not yet middle aged and you're a lot younger than I am so it's just not possible. Got it? Repeat after me: "I am not almost middle aged because that would make Sam really old." Thank you.
You're right Sam! It's impossible for me to be middle-aged when you just graduated college, no? What was I thinking!
Actually, I really should stop because I recently went to buy a lottery ticket (another long story I'll tell you about later) and I completely forgot you have to be I think over 18 to buy one. AND THE GUY AT THE COUNTER CARDED ME!
I looked at him like, really? Really? You're carding me!? Why thank you! He had no idea why I was happy!
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